Terrible

So my boyfriend thinks he's so terrible and wants people to know how terrible he is. He claims that people would be interested in how he abuses me, how messy he is, how he touches me inappropriately, how he's greedy with sugar meaning kisses, how he's always falling asleep on me, always standing me up and if not, he's always late, and never listens to my feelings, never believes me, hits me. These are all the things he believes I think is true but it truly isn't. I think he's the most wonderful guy I know. Yes, he tends to be late or fails to show up but when he does, oh boy is it worth it. I love the way he looks at me; like I'm the only girl in the world. I love the way he loves me endless and putting my needs before his own, and he always seems to make me smile. So even though he thinks he's the worse guy ever he's really pretty great.